Better than an Oscar

For the past three years, I have been the entertainment at a Chrsitmas party for a medical clinic. I really enjoy it because I get to play the piano for a few hours without interruption - a real treat these days. Every year they have a holiday theme, except this year. They did an "awards show" theme, complete with actual awards (think "Dundee"). And they gave me one: I had to post it because I will probably never again get an award with the word "urologic" on it in my whole life. Following dinner, they usually do caroling. I was still a little shocked by my award when they started making up their own office version of the "12 Days of Christmas." I'll just tell you that the last line was "And a complete prostate exam." I love an office that loves their business.